My Happy Middle

 Weeb / Did You Hit the Post Limit Today: nO /I contribute to fandoms via random nonsensical headcanons and prompts, mostly. Hi? /I'm a Demisexual! I'm always up to explain what that means, or listen/talk about it.
Posted October 10th
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flatbear:


So last night, I attempted to read comics and watch Mean Girls at the same time.
This is what happened. NO REGRETS.

flatbear:

So last night, I attempted to read comics and watch Mean Girls at the same time.

This is what happened. NO REGRETS.

Posted October 10th
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chrisevanshasmyheart:

I have a thing for milky white skinned guys in tight white tees and khakis with sexy comb-overs.

Posted October 9th
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iamlingy:

misscaptainamerica:

disfan:

misscaptainamerica:

everyday i’m shufflin’



DEAD. 

DKJFKDJKASLF

SO DEAD

iamlingy:

misscaptainamerica:

disfan:

misscaptainamerica:

everyday i’m shufflin’

DEAD. 

DKJFKDJKASLF

SO DEAD

Posted October 8th
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Posted October 5th
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iamlingy:

extreamis:

littlepunkryo:

This awesome art was done by made_of_tin to accompany this truly epic fic Steve/Tony fic by valtyr, Tomorrow Belongs To Me.  It’s 87k of pure perfection and basically everything I want the Avengers movie to be. If you haven’t read it, what the hell are you waiting for?

IVE JUST READ THAT PART :DDDD

fic is so good you guys, def check the links out!

Dude it’s almost like he thinks that the anthem playing at random times is normal.

Posted October 5th
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SMELLS LIKE

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SMELLS LIKE

Posted October 5th
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Posted October 5th
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cap-astro:


It took a lot of convincing before Tony let him take up a side-job.

cap-astro:

It took a lot of convincing before Tony let him take up a side-job.

Posted October 5th
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cap-astro:

PATRIOTISM AND POPTARTS

And then Thor and Steve became best friends

and also decided that maybe the internet could be trusted again

Posted October 2nd
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Lately, they’ve been trying a lot of new and interesting things to spice up their sex life. Last week, Tony was both surprised and amused to find that Steve had a hidden kink for his old red thong. Now that had been a fun week and Steve had been more aggressive than usual, much to Tony’s delighted satisfaction, but it was an even trade for the amazing sex that had transpired on Steve’s motorcycle the week after. Steve pressed between his legs and hard metal digging into his back was possibly the greatest experience of Tony’s life.
And now, Steve was on his knees, kneeling in front of him and donned in his uniform; the suit fit over every muscle, Steve’s hard shoulders and broad chest, the tightness indicating what really lay beneath all that red, white and blue. Steve’s cowl was over his eyes, but Tony could see and feel the heat of Steve’s gaze from beneath dark lashes.
It was every naughty fantasy Tony’s ever dreamed of and more.
“Alright, Stark,” says Steve, licking his lips (an action Tony traced intently with his eyes), “I’m completely at your mercy. What now?”
Tony smirked and tugged Steve by the front of his uniform. “What do you think, Rogers?”

Lately, they’ve been trying a lot of new and interesting things to spice up their sex life. Last week, Tony was both surprised and amused to find that Steve had a hidden kink for his old red thong. Now that had been a fun week and Steve had been more aggressive than usual, much to Tony’s delighted satisfaction, but it was an even trade for the amazing sex that had transpired on Steve’s motorcycle the week after. Steve pressed between his legs and hard metal digging into his back was possibly the greatest experience of Tony’s life.

And now, Steve was on his knees, kneeling in front of him and donned in his uniform; the suit fit over every muscle, Steve’s hard shoulders and broad chest, the tightness indicating what really lay beneath all that red, white and blue. Steve’s cowl was over his eyes, but Tony could see and feel the heat of Steve’s gaze from beneath dark lashes.

It was every naughty fantasy Tony’s ever dreamed of and more.

“Alright, Stark,” says Steve, licking his lips (an action Tony traced intently with his eyes), “I’m completely at your mercy. What now?”

Tony smirked and tugged Steve by the front of his uniform. “What do you think, Rogers?”

Posted October 2nd
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y0ungcapc0m:


MINI AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!
X3 

y0ungcapc0m:

MINI AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!

X3 

I love you /co/

wondygirl:




You guys make the funniest captions

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Posted October 2nd
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lufffluffyhippos:

assguard:


just watching spiderman3 with ironman and spiderman. with commentary.

OH CAP

STEEEVE

Oh Cap

lufffluffyhippos:

assguard:

just watching spiderman3 with ironman and spiderman. with commentary.

OH CAP

STEEEVE

Oh Cap

Posted October 2nd
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hackedmotionsensors:

uro-boros:

okay, guys, seriously
I feel like Cap’s penis is probably huge. Like, really big.
This is my headcanon, you can have it.

Totally agree. Its Super-soldier-sized. Badoomboom.

hackedmotionsensors:

uro-boros:

okay, guys, seriously

I feel like Cap’s penis is probably huge. Like, really big.

This is my headcanon, you can have it.

Totally agree. Its Super-soldier-sized. Badoomboom.