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sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen...

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how to prepare for exams: cry

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deanwinchestahs:

I really love the Hannibal fandom like it’s literally about a cannibalistic psychiatrist helping the cops find whose killing...

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damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

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thelilnan:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

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Who I Follow

Posts tagged "Captain America"

flatbear:

So last night, I attempted to read comics and watch Mean Girls at the same time.

This is what happened. NO REGRETS.

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chrisevanshasmyheart:

I have a thing for milky white skinned guys in tight white tees and khakis with sexy comb-overs.

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iamlingy:

misscaptainamerica:

disfan:

misscaptainamerica:

everyday i’m shufflin’

DEAD.

DKJFKDJKASLF

SO DEAD

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iamlingy:

extreamis:

littlepunkryo:

This awesome art was done by made_of_tin to accompany this truly epic fic Steve/Tony fic by valtyr, Tomorrow Belongs To Me. It’s 87k of pure perfection and basically everything I want the Avengers movie to be. If you haven’t read it, what the hell are you waiting for?

IVE JUST READ THAT PART :DDDD

fic is so good you guys, def check the links out!

Dude it’s almost like he thinks that the anthem playing at random times is normal.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SMELLS LIKE

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cap-astro:

It took a lot of convincing before Tony let him take up a side-job.

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cap-astro:

PATRIOTISM AND POPTARTS

And then Thor and Steve became best friends

and also decided that maybe the internet could be trusted again

(via imlingy)

Lately, they’ve been trying a lot of new and interesting things to spice up their sex life. Last week, Tony was both surprised and amused to find that Steve had a hidden kink for his old red thong. Now that had been a fun week and Steve had been more aggressive than usual, much to Tony’s delighted satisfaction, but it was an even trade for the amazing sex that had transpired on Steve’s motorcycle the week after. Steve pressed between his legs and hard metal digging into his back was possibly the greatest experience of Tony’s life.
And now, Steve was on his knees, kneeling in front of him and donned in his uniform; the suit fit over every muscle, Steve’s hard shoulders and broad chest, the tightness indicating what really lay beneath all that red, white and blue. Steve’s cowl was over his eyes, but Tony could see and feel the heat of Steve’s gaze from beneath dark lashes.
It was every naughty fantasy Tony’s ever dreamed of and more.
“Alright, Stark,” says Steve, licking his lips (an action Tony traced intently with his eyes), “I’m completely at your mercy. What now?”
Tony smirked and tugged Steve by the front of his uniform. “What do you think, Rogers?”

Lately, they’ve been trying a lot of new and interesting things to spice up their sex life. Last week, Tony was both surprised and amused to find that Steve had a hidden kink for his old red thong. Now that had been a fun week and Steve had been more aggressive than usual, much to Tony’s delighted satisfaction, but it was an even trade for the amazing sex that had transpired on Steve’s motorcycle the week after. Steve pressed between his legs and hard metal digging into his back was possibly the greatest experience of Tony’s life.

And now, Steve was on his knees, kneeling in front of him and donned in his uniform; the suit fit over every muscle, Steve’s hard shoulders and broad chest, the tightness indicating what really lay beneath all that red, white and blue. Steve’s cowl was over his eyes, but Tony could see and feel the heat of Steve’s gaze from beneath dark lashes.

It was every naughty fantasy Tony’s ever dreamed of and more.

“Alright, Stark,” says Steve, licking his lips (an action Tony traced intently with his eyes), “I’m completely at your mercy. What now?”

Tony smirked and tugged Steve by the front of his uniform. “What do you think, Rogers?”

(via cap-ironman)

y0ungcapc0m:

MINI AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!

X3

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dryvodkamartini:

Steve and Tony downtime by *JoannaJohnen

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I love you /co/

wondygirl:

You guys make the funniest captions

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lufffluffyhippos:

assguard:

_{just watching spiderman3 with ironman and spiderman. with commentary.}

OH CAP

STEEEVE

Oh Cap

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uro-boros:

okay, guys, seriously

I feel like Cap’s penis is probably huge. Like, really big.

This is my headcanon, you can have it.

Totally agree. Its Super-soldier-sized. Badoomboom.