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iamlingy: nunubunkie: bamfdamianwayne: outofthecavern: asterous: bruce-and-jason: miss-mystique: Don’t mind if I do. I’ve always been a fan of Giorgio Armani. OH GOD. Bruce… Jesus i can’t even…  This is….a little to much for me to handle.  Ice? Anyone? Rebloging again cause…… It’s magical  <3<3<3<3<3<3<3< hnnnnnnnnhgh don’t ship this at all but this is gorgeous hnnngh this is so magical grabby hands fjskdmfes

iamlingy:

nunubunkie:

bamfdamianwayne:

outofthecavern:

asterous:

bruce-and-jason:

miss-mystique:

Don’t mind if I do.

I’ve always been a fan of Giorgio Armani.

OH GOD. Bruce… Jesus i can’t even… 

This is….a little to much for me to handle. 

Ice?

Anyone?

Rebloging again cause…… It’s magical 

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<

hnnnnnnnnhgh

don’t ship this at all but

this is gorgeous

hnnngh this is so magical

grabby hands fjskdmfes

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iamlingy: bamfdamianwayne: thingofnightmares: anarchyinthe: This is so cute &lt;3  I would take any harm aimed at my boys. ugh their faces &lt;3 UBUU NOT BRUCE&#8217;S SON YOU RETARD Superman gonna whoop yo ass

iamlingy:

bamfdamianwayne:

thingofnightmares:

anarchyinthe:

This is so cute <3 

I would take any harm aimed at my boys.

ugh their faces <3

UBUU

NOT BRUCE’S SON YOU RETARD

Superman gonna whoop yo ass

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slothchild:

apriki:

TAKING PARENTAL ADVICE FROM BRUCE WAYNE IS LIKE READING A BOOK ON ORANGES TO UNDERSTAND HOW APPLES TASTE.

DAT COMMENTARY

SRSLY.

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iamlingy: vi-jyna: charcoalmink: mydisorder: littlechinesedoll: I just love the look on Bruce’s  face. He looks horrified. And this is why it’s difficult to be handsome. LOL, he’s terrified. gpotumblr ^ i like the dude in the back staring at him along with the women HE WANTS HIS DICK

iamlingy:

vi-jyna:

charcoalmink:

mydisorder:

littlechinesedoll:

I just love the look on Bruce’s

 face. He looks horrified. And this is why it’s difficult to be handsome.

LOL, he’s terrified.

gpotumblr

^

i like the dude in the back staring at him along with the women

HE WANTS HIS DICK

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hackedmotionsensors: I’m sorry.  This is not really head-canon but I do think Tony and Bruce could be super bimbo-gal-pals. BECAUSE they have a lot in common. But I think after a while Tony would get tired of all these kids hanging around dressed in green undies and Bruce wouldn’t understand why Tony ALWAYS has to bring Steve/Pepper/Rhodey/Happy with him.(Its because he can’t remember where he parked the car in the batcave) I think Steve and Clark could be good pen pals but would never really go out of their way to hang out. Mostly cause Clark is a dick and Steve is busy working out on his super badass pecs

hackedmotionsensors:

I’m sorry.  This is not really head-canon but I do think Tony and Bruce could be super bimbo-gal-pals. BECAUSE they have a lot in common. But I think after a while Tony would get tired of all these kids hanging around dressed in green undies and Bruce wouldn’t understand why Tony ALWAYS has to bring Steve/Pepper/Rhodey/Happy with him.(Its because he can’t remember where he parked the car in the batcave)

I think Steve and Clark could be good pen pals but would never really go out of their way to hang out. Mostly cause Clark is a dick and Steve is busy working out on his super badass pecs

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Ways to describe Batman’s ass

dratsing:

  • vulnerable hide
  • precious derriere
  • coveted butt
  • assailable ass
  • Superman’s property

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THIS NEVER GETS OLD! XD

iamlingy:

outofthecavern:

stillthere4me:

awkwardbirds:

DADDY BATS

holy shit you guys. my art is so classy at 6 am.

time for bed

Always reblog. 

Nope. 
It never does

<3 

always reblog

The things I do for this post…

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iamlingy: paesour: “You’re an item again!” Vicki Vale: the original BruJay fan Batman 368 GAAAAAAAAAAAY WELL THEN

iamlingy:

paesour:

“You’re an item again!” Vicki Vale: the original BruJay fan

Batman 368

GAAAAAAAAAAAY

WELL THEN

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discowing: Dammit, Jason, don’t say that unless you mean it. [Batman Annual 10]

discowing:

Dammit, Jason, don’t say that unless you mean it.

[Batman Annual 10]

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Bruce “No dates only Justice” Wayne. Dick “I screw em, propose, and run away” Grayson. Tim “I will never have sex with anybody cause body parts scare me” Drake. Jason “MWAHHAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” Todd. Talia “I live and breathe for you and will DNA rape you in your sleep” Al Ghul.
Teal on Damian and the people he has to look up to for relationship issues…. he’s screwed… XDD (via outofthecavern)

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jesic: Justice waits for no underpants.

jesic:

Justice waits for no underpants.

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iamlingy: asterous: outofthecavern: asterous: comicboners: Superman &amp; Batman Clark/Bruce?! Where?! -runs away- ASTER YOUZA IN A SUPES/BATS MOOD TODAY AREN’T YOU?? YOU GONNA WRITE THAT? YOU KNOW IT’S MINE AND BIGBRO’S GUILTY PLEASURE  I EXPECT YOU SHITTING OUT STORIES WHEN I GET BACK FROM READING OKAY? GOOD &lt;3 Writing-wise I’m still pretty broken, Kris…dear.  I’ll do my best with what I can, but I doubt I can pull off BruceClark at this moment. x___x fghdgfhghjkhljkkgjfd

iamlingy:

asterous:

outofthecavern:

asterous:

comicboners:

Superman & Batman

Clark/Bruce?! Where?! -runs away-

ASTER

YOUZA IN A SUPES/BATS MOOD TODAY AREN’T YOU??

YOU GONNA WRITE THAT?

YOU KNOW IT’S MINE AND BIGBRO’S GUILTY PLEASURE 

I EXPECT YOU SHITTING OUT STORIES WHEN I GET BACK FROM READING OKAY?

GOOD

<3

Writing-wise I’m still pretty broken, Kris…dear. 

I’ll do my best with what I can, but I doubt I can pull off BruceClark at this moment. x___x

fghdgfhghjkhljkkgjfd

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iamlingy: outofthecavern: infectedscrew: Wonder Woman would like both of you to knock it off now. Is Batman biting Superman’s arm? Just thought I’d point it out. ^^^^ THAT IS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WHAT DOES HE TASTE LIKE BRUCE? I BET IT’S JUST AS GOOD AS HE TASTES IN BED  WONDER WOMAN WHY YOU HAVE TO COCKBLOCK? YEAH  IT’S CALLED FOREPLAY GOSH WONDER WOMAN YOU DON&#8217;T EVEN LIKE THEM ROMANTICALLY STOP COCKBLOCKING GOSH

iamlingy:

outofthecavern:

infectedscrew:

Wonder Woman would like both of you to knock it off now.

Is Batman biting Superman’s arm? Just thought I’d point it out.

^^^^ THAT IS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED

WHAT DOES HE TASTE LIKE BRUCE?

I BET IT’S JUST AS GOOD AS HE TASTES IN BED 

WONDER WOMAN WHY YOU HAVE TO COCKBLOCK?

YEAH 

IT’S CALLED FOREPLAY

GOSH

WONDER WOMAN YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE THEM ROMANTICALLY STOP COCKBLOCKING GOSH

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iamlingy: superboysandtheirtoys: thingofnightmares: An inconvenient wardrobe malfunction. … Stop making me think Bruce is hot. inconvenient? malfunction?? Someeeebody&#8217;s on the craaaaaaaaaazy pills~

iamlingy:

superboysandtheirtoys:

thingofnightmares:

An inconvenient wardrobe malfunction.

… Stop making me think Bruce is hot.

inconvenient?

malfunction??

Someeeebody’s on the craaaaaaaaaazy pills~

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nodelinquent: amerikhantrash: Damn you tumblr, making me ship these two. Also the rampant homoerotic undertones in Justice League. But still.  Ohgodohgodohgod. I’ll just be over here staring at this forever then. (I love when Bruce takes charge, love it)

nodelinquent:

amerikhantrash:

Damn you tumblr, making me ship these two. Also the rampant homoerotic undertones in Justice League. But still. 

Ohgodohgodohgod. I’ll just be over here staring at this forever then. (I love when Bruce takes charge, love it)

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