Come one, come all, the [grotesque? Beautiful? Marvelous? Weird?] carnival of my brain. I do provide refreshments and cookies upon request.  Hulk(s) Smashing This cobweb is for the random, nerdy, shifty eyed stuff I just can’t seem to put on other sites. Oh, and image spam. Got a problem? Then get out. ‘S not a big deal.Tumblr (3.0; @yaoi-yaoieverywhere)http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebmv5nF7f1ricqlko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebmv5nF7f1ricqlko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebmv5nF7f1ricqlko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebmv5nF7f1ricqlko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jim-moriarty.com/post/40900377187/the-most-stressful-game-of-tag-ever" target="_blank">loki-cat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/the-most-stressful-game-of-tag-ever" target="_blank">#the most stressful game of tag ever</a></p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51355104383http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51355104383Sat, 25 May 2013 22:27:59 -0500fuCK THAT'S WHAT ALL THE KIDFICS WERE MISSINGGAMES OF TAGIN THE ENTERPRISE<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muirin007.tumblr.com/post/49480187746/yaoibutts-i-love-how-potato-in-french-is-pomme" target="_blank">muirin007</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yaoibutts.tumblr.com/post/49470282503/i-love-how-potato-in-french-is-pomme-de-terre" target="_blank">yaoibutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”</p> <p>like what stupid frenchman saw this:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1aa2327735984ec1a2960a2e886d521a/tumblr_inline_mm71lzfDoc1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>and said “zis petite légume looks like <span>a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”</span></p> </blockquote> <p>That is exactly what happened.</p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51354783652http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51354783652Sat, 25 May 2013 22:23:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj6wzePQC1qj6juso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj6wzePQC1qj6juso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj6wzePQC1qj6juso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scienceheroextraordinaire.tumblr.com/post/50953942092/0ver-doze-lamp-guaranteed-to-make-your" target="_blank">scienceheroextraordinaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0ver-doze.tumblr.com/post/33440670425/lamp" target="_blank">0ver-doze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lamp</p> </blockquote> <p>guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves</p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51354362287http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51354362287Sat, 25 May 2013 22:17:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/600f90e6145508fcf618981bf3ed7f59/tumblr_mndswlZa551rsxffgo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mamaferre.tumblr.com/post/51346161323" target="_blank">mamaferre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whatcha doing there buddy</p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51352717569http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51352717569Sat, 25 May 2013 21:54:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83a98a6c3e68f52773a86a7ecfbe2ee9/tumblr_mm8l07PsZX1s9anp1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b37dd386a863a980087032b02a507ad9/tumblr_mm8l07PsZX1s9anp1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38d70008cf9bed57b6f0b2b9713adeda/tumblr_mm8l07PsZX1s9anp1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b63b93fb2e9334cebc8a7108ac5d230d/tumblr_mm8l07PsZX1s9anp1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/634e24bea9c5f6bb06aa1a684005ee3d/tumblr_mm8l07PsZX1s9anp1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2857ba3b6ee52863fbfbf96c16fab9c7/tumblr_mm8l07PsZX1s9anp1o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandoms-have-taken-over-my-life.tumblr.com/post/49548201411/throwitoffabuilding-bethecastomydean" target="_blank">fandoms-have-taken-over-my-life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://throwitoffabuilding.tumblr.com/post/49528210988/bethecastomydean-throwitoffabuilding" target="_blank">throwitoffabuilding</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bethecastomydean.tumblr.com/post/49528160378/throwitoffabuilding-bethecastomydean-im" target="_blank">bethecastomydean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://throwitoffabuilding.tumblr.com/post/49527982164/bethecastomydean-im-sorry-please-dont-kill" target="_blank">throwitoffabuilding</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bethecastomydean.tumblr.com/post/49527930291/im-sorry-please-dont-kill-me" target="_blank">bethecastomydean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’M SORRY PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!</p> </blockquote> <p>I FUCKING HATE THESE I’M CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG</p> </blockquote> <p>I’\M IN TEARS AND I MADE THEM!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? IT HURTS SO MUCH</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/62fc9317c0e504d2ce857296287a19f2/tumblr_inline_mm8y0kMaU11r3ad04.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51352264660http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51352264660Sat, 25 May 2013 21:47:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1949bb53e8e6c62d7a9cc49a23ea855/tumblr_mnd8d5aGRg1qdgoc1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensenshackled.tumblr.com/post/51316867260/not-your-therapist-okay-not-really-the" target="_blank">jensenshackled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <pre><em>Not your therapist</em></pre> </blockquote> <p>Okay not really the Bones/Kirk I was aiming for but all that talk about the wetsuits really made me want to draw… this? Experimenting with lineart and render. Bones/Kirk anon, I’ll do another… more implied Bones/Kirk… with more accurate heights.</p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351883385http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351883385Sat, 25 May 2013 21:42:23 -0500Star Trek 2013Star Trek<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4956d6c5a2df6ae3b6d83e54c9c6b96d/tumblr_mnbtcnhz1w1r95nllo6_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e39b1403de5928ef12f1367d01412093/tumblr_mnbtcnhz1w1r95nllo5_r3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a928a823636f8ebd981a67317ba4b860/tumblr_mnbtcnhz1w1r95nllo2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8edc50d6bcd9ffbbbc1eb18e23b193f2/tumblr_mnbtcnhz1w1r95nllo4_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63484bb7d61ab098abad4fad6198cd68/tumblr_mnbtcnhz1w1r95nllo1_r3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351706165http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351706165Sat, 25 May 2013 21:39:51 -0500still haven't watched it yet<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mareeps.tumblr.com/post/30281149847/still-not-sure-what-exactly-math-is" target="_blank">mareeps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>still not sure what exactly math is</p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351566003http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351566003Sat, 25 May 2013 21:37:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/178ed3f5c2ac6d6c61554ef40ba08e8e/tumblr_mndgcgZYrr1rlkzt0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcc959b1c5ab8cb192107ffff15b8ade/tumblr_mndgcgZYrr1rlkzt0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>What should have happened in this scene.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351406724http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351406724Sat, 25 May 2013 21:35:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42b8c78a75a1e959ab89ac579e456550/tumblr_mmiaqgVwhi1rsvuqco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ignorealltherobots.tumblr.com/post/49975641371/i-have-a-problem-and-its-name-is-dylan" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ignorealltherobots</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i have a problem and its name is dylan.</p></blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351325316http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351325316Sat, 25 May 2013 21:34:24 -0500<p><a href="http://himaryua.tumblr.com/post/51349954091/egberts-yahoo-official-i-am-tumblr-user" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">himaryua</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/51349872252" target="_blank">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yahoo-official.tumblr.com/post/51348811723/i-am-tumblr-user-egberts-hot-dad" target="_blank">yahoo-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i am tumblr user egberts hot dad</p> </blockquote> <p>buy me a pony</p> </blockquote> <p>no you must be mistaken tumblr user yahoo-official because i’m tumblr user egberts hot dad</p></blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351263868http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351263868Sat, 25 May 2013 21:33:30 -0500<p>Is there really an episode of Hannibal just called &#8220;fromage&#8221;????</p> <p>I mean I like cheese as much as the next person but</p>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351117750http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51351117750Sat, 25 May 2013 21:31:23 -0500<p><a href="http://algrenion.tumblr.com/post/50265754733/algrenion-every-april-fools-day-hannibal" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">algrenion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://algrenion.tumblr.com/post/50263371950/every-april-fools-day-hannibal-sedates-will-and" target="_blank">algrenion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/54ec2b0d4dfa6576c64f4662647c41ad/tumblr_inline_mmp112IQsZ1qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51350414523http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51350414523Sat, 25 May 2013 21:21:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfb13d3f31ed2bdf46ad8bc4bc3c8598/tumblr_mndumcXJD31qe2obpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53fec9779121e7b28cf29ef4a779ebf1/tumblr_mndumcXJD31qe2obpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d844f865ed1167da81304c682061affc/tumblr_mndumcXJD31qe2obpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://algrenion.tumblr.com/post/51348593937/a-true-gentleman-offers-his-coat-to-a-lady-friend" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">algrenion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>a true gentleman offers his coat to a <strike>lady friend</strike> buddy when he is cold</p> <p>(i’m drawing fluffy scenarios between an unstable fbi agent and a cannibal i’m gonna hurl)</p></blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51350257005http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51350257005Sat, 25 May 2013 21:18:49 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://repeating-serenity.tumblr.com/post/50549738281/my-little-brother-wrote-about-me-for-school-and" target="_blank">repeating-serenity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing <span>“my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”</span></p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349999560http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349999560Sat, 25 May 2013 21:15:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb3ecd6816b335eee03eaf1f61e770bf/tumblr_mlbbjl4ybE1rvufhzo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3460f694cdb49b99fdfcf91973762036/tumblr_mlbbjl4ybE1rvufhzo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecaptainrogerss.tumblr.com/post/48060260605/5-year-old-child" target="_blank">thecaptainrogerss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>5 year old child</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349970964http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349970964Sat, 25 May 2013 21:14:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e9fef9d8e068835e719039314e153b1/tumblr_mh23ppBtGu1rnt5qco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonkalore.tumblr.com/post/41911553061/me-trying-to-write-romance-me-trying-to-write" target="_blank">bonkalore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="reblogged"> <ul><li><a href="http://upperstories.tumblr.com/tagged/me-trying-to-write-romance" target="_blank"># me trying to write romance</a></li> <li><a href="http://upperstories.tumblr.com/tagged/me-trying-to-write-adventures" target="_blank"># me trying to write adventures</a></li> <li><a href="http://upperstories.tumblr.com/tagged/me-trying-to-write" target="_blank"># me trying to write</a></li> <li><a href="http://upperstories.tumblr.com/tagged/anything" target="_blank"># anything</a></li> </ul></div> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349716046http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349716046Sat, 25 May 2013 21:10:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38c6f2cf745e4c77660764dd1412f885/tumblr_mnc6p179Gl1qz6t6oo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08368215b28e441e5089ce04bf22140e/tumblr_mnc6p179Gl1qz6t6oo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9e6dd5e8fd3a2f6a1fd0e96928946c2/tumblr_mnc6p179Gl1qz6t6oo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc12c64cba80ecbca5fd7a7e94493e2a/tumblr_mnc6p179Gl1qz6t6oo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angelshavethephonebox.tumblr.com/post/51284230510/recreationalcannibalism-heisenbergsays-bones" target="_blank">angelshavethephonebox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://recreationalcannibalism.tumblr.com/post/51282297005/heisenbergsays-bones-you-smooth-motherfucker" target="_blank">recreationalcannibalism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heisenbergsays.tumblr.com/post/51278882407" target="_blank">heisenbergsays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bones you smooth motherfucker</p> </blockquote> <p>Look at Kirk tho.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i.imm.io/17deS.png"/></p> <p>He’s so proud.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i.imm.io/17dfV.jpeg"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349622835http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349622835Sat, 25 May 2013 21:09:34 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sixcatsandtwodogs.tumblr.com/post/51325289149/the-truth-is" target="_blank">sixcatsandtwodogs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superwhopottergrimmavengelock.tumblr.com/post/50865074682/the-truth-is" target="_blank">superwhopottergrimmavengelock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big>…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…</big></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d10dc2fea35cc2c1c75f521376eadd86/tumblr_inline_mma02d0OeB1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><big>…or claim that you just don’t like people…</big></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e58c48f5ab81e3a5133e86e1a5d686ec/tumblr_inline_mma02zlqZq1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><big>…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…</big></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58cfcbf3fba1a6024ce88a5574c7e16f/tumblr_inline_mma03i5YpP1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><big>…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.</big></p> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0f15faebdf242f930fe987e2c55a08f5/tumblr_inline_mma0416mcJ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with. </p> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349499912http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51349499912Sat, 25 May 2013 21:07:45 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51348633278" src="http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51348633278/audio_player_iframe/yaoi-yaoieverywhere/tumblr_mnbnblnkX01qjcggc?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fyaoi-yaoieverywhere%2F51348633278%2Ftumblr_mnbnblnkX01qjcggc" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haliameguid.tumblr.com/post/51250196796/a-brand-new-doctor-who-original-cover-this-one-is" target="_blank">haliameguid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A BRAND NEW DOCTOR WHO ORIGINAL COVER! This one is <strong>Clara’s Theme</strong>, with music by Murray Gold and lyrics by me. Enjoy. xxxx</p> <p><strong>Impossible Girl (Clara’s Theme)</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>i woke in the night<br/>saw a world without sky<br/>saw a world without consequence<br/>without you and i<br/><br/>life is a storm<br/>and you weather it well<br/>will you choose to be lightning<br/>or thunder’s black bell<br/><br/>watch me fall<br/>as i tear into pieces<br/>the leaf in the wind<br/>the impossible girl<br/><br/>i know this tale<br/>she dies in the end<br/>press a rose between pages<br/>and read it again<br/><br/>the curtain fell <br/>and i’m lost in space<br/>can the stars hear anything<br/>can they map out your face<br/><br/>watch me fall<br/>as i tear into pieces<br/>the leaf in the wind<br/>the impossible girl<br/><br/><em>(instrumental)</em> <br/><br/>now run clever boy<br/>and i swear i’ll be fine<br/>i was built to be broken<br/>you were built to be kind<br/><br/>watch me fall<br/>as i tear into pieces<br/>the leaf in the wind<br/>the impossible girl<strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51348633278http://yaoi-yaoieverywhere.tumblr.com/post/51348633278Sat, 25 May 2013 20:54:50 -0500