May 2013
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I can’t right now
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
hitlervevo:
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland...
Sherlock: I see you drivin' 'round town with the guy I love and I'm like MYCROFT STOP KIDNAPPING JOHN
nicolaswindingrefn:
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
#whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice
methleesi:
will graham finally quits the fbi
“this is my resign”
thearchangeltrickster:
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
loki-dokey:
I almost had to reach for my...
nerdybonbon:
I think that if they ever made the Tamora Pierce books into movies they must cast Tom Hiddleston as Dom (Domitan of Masbolle) from Protector of the Small. I think not just would he look like him but could dish out the sarcastic wit perfectly.
assiest:
life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
onoasa:
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
the-vashta-nerada:
my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
winchesterwhowatson:
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
theweepyfox:
geometricdeathtrap:
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
katherlne:
notoriousmks:
katherlne:
katherlne:
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more nineteenth century post impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more nineteenth century post impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
wildfurret:
generalteddie:
wildfurret:
アイスバーグレタス you only live once
somebody’s lying and it’s not me
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
xcybermen:
october-afternoons:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:
the grape gatsby
lime & punishment
the adventures of blackberry finn
the crepes of wrath
the catcher in the pie
war and quiche
around the world in eighty buffets
20,000 leagues under the tea
the...
aprilcider:
if you don’t stop doing cute things i swear to gosh i’ll kiss you
nicolasiscaged:
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
brobot-tt:
kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:
i’m watching high school musical 2 and
that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise
[Too Late To Apologize by One Republic plays.]
oh-cannibal-hannibal:
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:
vikingstorytime:
liquiddittyfloats:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
i couldn’t resist
SERIAL GRILLER
