“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen...
I really love the Hannibal fandom like it’s literally about a cannibalistic psychiatrist helping the cops find whose killing...
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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Childhood Nickname
the mighty thor can do many things but not pronounce his own name, no
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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
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“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
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I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack and
I was not disapointed
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the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
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i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY
How Dr. Lecter makes friends.
Please don’t ask me why this show is ASDFGHJKL…!
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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