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12:04pm July 24, 2014

oath-night:

50% OFF Episode 10 - Usurper (x)

12:04pm July 24, 2014

stoned-levi:

There can only be one.

12:04pm July 24, 2014
dannyqhantom:


probably not the first kiss

dannyqhantom:

probably not the first kiss

12:03pm July 24, 2014
12:02pm July 24, 2014

bunnimodoki:

but do you think noiz ever really really looks at koujaku and just realizes

12:02pm July 24, 2014

if-dementors-were-pink:

i find it amusing how people think harry and ginny would have had a completely settled, quiet life after the war like these two idiots are literally the biggest daredevils on the planet?? do you honestly think they even know how to have a quiet existence?? they probably came shuffling in to mrs. weasley every week all scraped and bruised with a black eye and matching stupid grins because they fought off a bear that was trying to steal their picnic or some shit

11:53am July 24, 2014

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

11:49am July 24, 2014

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

6:28am July 24, 2014

psybee:

JESUS CAT BE WALKIN ON WATER

6:24am July 24, 2014
p-a-n-i-c-a-t-t-a-c-k:

wantbrendon:

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

he still takes them off anyway

even more fun

p-a-n-i-c-a-t-t-a-c-k:

wantbrendon:

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

he still takes them off anyway

even more fun

6:19am July 24, 2014

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

6:17am July 24, 2014

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

6:09am July 24, 2014

shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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6:07am July 24, 2014
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

6:06am July 24, 2014

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin